Gadgetking Wank Wipes novelty tissue prank gift

Gadgetking Wank Wipes are a cheeky novelty gift presented as a pack of wipes. The listing also describes them as unscented, individually wrapped and made with purified water, with claims of use on the face, hands and body.

At a glance

The listing calls this a rude novelty gift for occasions such as birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa and hen or stag parties.
The product description claims 10 wipes per pack, made from soft non-woven fabric and RO-purified water.
The seller claims unopened packets stay fresh for up to 10 years and says the printed date is the production date, not an expiry date.

Price

£5.09Save 15%

Reference price: ~~£5.99~~

Price checked: 12 Nov 2026

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Pros and cons

Pros

A small, individually wrapped pack is easy to present as a novelty stocking filler or gag gift.
The listing claims the wipes can be used cold or warmed, including in a microwave when following the product’s heating instructions.

Technical specifications

15 specifications

Identity
Brand	Gadgetking

Dimensions and installation
Dimensions listed	15.5 x 17.5 x 0.1 centimetres
Weight listed	0.05 Kilograms

Product details
Form	Wipes
Skin type	All
Material	Non-woven
Scent	Unscented
Active ingredient	pure water
Material feature	Reusable
Packaging feature	Individually Wrapped
Package type	Pouch
Target use body part	Body
Number of items	1
Age range	Teen, Adult
Country of origin	China

What to know before buying

Listing details to confirm

The listing identifies the item as reusable and also describes it as 10 wipes in a pack made from recyclable material, while its material-free field says “Single-use Free”. These descriptions do not clearly establish whether the wipes are reusable or disposable, or the exact pack quantity. Check the selected listing and packaging. The seller’s warming claim is conditional on following its heating instructions.

Who is it for?

A good fit for

Shoppers seeking an adult-oriented rude gag gift for a friend or family member who enjoys that humour.
Buyers wanting a compact novelty item for Secret Santa, Christmas, birthdays or a party.

Less suited to

Anyone who needs a clearly specified reusable-versus-disposable product or an unambiguous pack quantity.
Anyone looking for a conventional, unscented wipe purchase without novelty packaging or rude branding.

Gadgetking Wank Wipes novelty tissue prank gift · photo 2 — Additional product photo 2

Customer reviews on Amazon

4.5 / 5 · 579 ratings

5 stars76%76%
4 stars8%8%
3 stars9%9%
2 stars3%3%
1 star4%4%

Aggregate ratings lean positive, with most ratings in the five-star category, but a smaller share falls in the middle and lower categories. No written customer feedback is supplied, so the ratings do not establish what buyers liked or disliked. They provide limited guidance on how well this novelty wipe pack meets expectations, particularly given the unclear reuse and quantity details.

Frequently asked questions

How many wipes are included?

The feature text claims 10 wipes per pack, while the listing also has a unit count of 10.0 count and number of items of 1. Check the selected listing to confirm the pack contents.

Can the wipes be warmed?

The listing says they can be used warm or cold and mentions microwave heating only when following the product’s heating instructions.

What is the intended use?

The listing describes use on the face, hands and body. It specifies pure water as the active ingredient and an unscented scent.