No-one Ever Has Sex at a Wedding — Unabridged Audiobook
No-one Ever Has Sex at a Wedding is Tracy Bloom’s unabridged English-language audiobook, narrated by Julia Barrie. It follows pregnant Katy through three weddings in one summer, where her preferred rules for wedding behaviour are repeatedly upended. At 8 hours and 5 minutes, it suits listeners looking for a contemporary comic story with romantic and family complications.
At a glance
- Katy attends three weddings in one summer while heavily pregnant, with a one-night stand and a series of wedding mishaps complicating events.
- The story centres on romantic and family situations, including her husband's accident-prone best friend, a colleague and her mother's marriage.
- Published as an unabridged audiobook narrated by Julia Barrie.
Pros and cons
Pros
- The 8-hour-and-5-minute unabridged narration offers a complete audio edition rather than an abridged version.
- The wedding-centred premise gives the story a clear comic setup, with multiple ceremonies and family complications.
Technical specifications
8 specifications| Format | Audiobook |
|---|---|
| Version | Unabridged |
| Listening length | 8 hours and 5 minutes |
| Language | English |
| Narrator | Julia Barrie |
| Author | Tracy Bloom |
|---|---|
| Publisher | QUEST from W. F. Howes Ltd |
| Publication date | 18 July 2019 |
Who is it for?
A good fit for
- Listeners after a comic contemporary story about weddings, relationships and family complications.
- Fans of Tracy Bloom's No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday who want another story from the author.
Less suited to
- Listeners looking specifically for a plot without romantic entanglements or wedding-related comedy.
Customer reviews on Amazon
- 5 stars
52% 52% - 4 stars
27% 27% - 3 stars
16% 16% - 2 stars
3% 3% - 1 star
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Customer feedback often highlights laugh-out-loud moments and easy, engaging reading, which fits the story's comic wedding premise. Reactions to the writing, character development and story are mixed, with some finding characters unbelievable or the plot pointless while others enjoy it. That split matters if you value character realism or a tightly focused plot more than light, situational humour.
Positive themes
- Customers describe laugh-out-loud moments and find the book easy to read and engaging.
Mixed feedback
- Customer reactions to the writing style and character development vary, including disagreement about whether the characters feel believable.
- Feedback on the story and entertainment value is mixed, with some enjoying it and others finding it pointless.
Frequently asked questions
Who wrote and narrated No-one Ever Has Sex at a Wedding?
The listed author is Tracy Bloom and the narrator is Julia Barrie.
How long is this audiobook?
The listed listening length is 8 hours and 5 minutes.
What is the story about?
Pregnant Katy faces three weddings in one summer, with family complications, a secret one-night stand and her hopes for wedding etiquette tested.
Is this edition abridged?
It is listed as unabridged.
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